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Payday 2 is the ultimate crime spree simulator where you and three friends put on creepy clown masks and somehow fail spectacularly at being professional criminals. You’ll plan a simple bank heist only for Dave to trip the alarm, Tim to “accidentally” light a hostage on fire, and the entire SWAT team to roll up faster than pizza delivery. Between chaotic shootouts, questionable plans, and the unrelenting pressure of escape, Payday 2 feels like the perfect mix of tension, hilarity, and "wait, who packed C4?"

Verdict: Perfect for friends who embrace glorious failure.

"Warhammer: Vermintide 2 – A Review by a Skaven-Hating Hero"

If you’ve ever dreamed of being a medieval exterminator but with swords, fireballs, and unreasonably angry dwarves, Vermintide 2 is your game. It’s like someone asked, “What if Left 4 Dead, but with rats... so many rats?” and then cranked the chaos dial to 11.

You’ll get smacked by rats, stabbed by rats, set on fire by rats, and occasionally scream, “WHY IS THAT RAT TEN FEET TALL?!” Your friends will accidentally "rescue" you by yeeting you into even more rats.

10/10: Would get overrun and blame my team again.

Title: "I Thought I Was the Zombie..."

Review:
I started Dying Light thinking I’d be a badass parkour ninja, leaping across rooftops with grace. Reality? I spent the first 20 minutes repeatedly falling off a ledge, smashing my shins into the ground like a potato tied to bricks. If zombies weren’t trying to eat me, my poor spatial awareness would’ve finished the job.

The game does parkour perfectly... if you can remember which button does what while being chased by 20 shrieking undead Olympic sprinters. Nothing has given me more panic than hearing, “Night is coming,” as my character wheezes from his last questionable vault attempt. I haven’t been this scared of nighttime since I was six and convinced there was a monster in my closet.

Combat? Oh, it's satisfying. Smacking zombies with a rusty pipe feels great, but so does realizing I can’t kill them all and absolutely booking it while shrieking IRL. Nothing humbles you faster than thinking you’re Rambo, only for three Volatiles to pop up and ruin your entire existence.

The best part? The co-op mode. Watching my friend accidentally dive-kick off a building or throw a Molotov at me instead of zombies is peak entertainment. This game teaches you that in the apocalypse, everyone is equally stupid.

All in all, Dying Light is a mix of fear, laughter, and me screaming “WHERE’S THE LADDER?!” every five minutes. Highly recommend. Just remember: rooftops are your friend, and Volatiles do not take kindly to hugs.

Rating: 9.5/10 shins destroyed.

I recently played Spider-Man: Miles Morales, and let me tell you, it’s like biting into a perfect donut... only to discover someone filled it with just a little too much jelly. It's still great, but now you're sticky, confused, and wondering why you’re craving more.

First off, Miles is the coolest Spider-Man ever. He’s got swagger, heart, and Venom powers! Nothing feels better than zapping bad guys mid-air like you’re trying to reboot their Wi-Fi. But can we talk about how every NPC seems to have graduated from the "New Yorker School of Snark"? Some random dude on the street yelled, “Yo Spider-Man, do a flip!” and I almost uninstalled the game just to spite him.

The graphics? Gorgeous. New York in winter is a snow-globe masterpiece. But while Miles is swinging around looking like the future of superheroes, some NPCs look like they’re starring in a PlayStation 2 reboot. I saw a guy casually T-pose through a crosswalk like he was the final boss of Manhattan.

As for combat, it’s ridiculously fun but also a little TOO fun. I accidentally webbed a guy to a billboard that read “Fresh Bagels” and then couldn’t stop laughing for five minutes. It’s hard to feel like a hero when your enemies are part of a slapstick comedy routine.

The story is heartfelt and emotional... until you remember you’ve spent 30 minutes trying to find your last collectible. Seriously, why does Miles care so much about postcards? You’re Spider-Man, dude. Just DM your uncle.

Overall, Spider-Man: Miles Morales is an amazing (and sometimes hilarious) experience. Just prepare for moments where you’re not sure if you’re a superhero... or an unpaid urban planner with a flair for acrobatics. 9/10, would swing again.

Where Dwarves Dig, Drink, and Die (a Lot)"

If Minecraft and Doom had a baby, raised it on beer and space minerals, and gave it a drill, you'd get Deep Rock Galactic. You play as a space dwarf whose hobbies include mining, shooting alien bugs the size of minibuses, and yelling "Rock and Stone!" at your friends.

The missions are chaotic, the caves are stunning (and terrifying), and the teamwork is as crucial as it is hilarious when someone inevitably falls into a hole they just dug. Bonus points for the ability to chug a beer and dance in the hub between missions.

10/10 would die screaming in a cave again. Rock and Stone, brothers! 🪨🍺

Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order is an engaging action-adventure game that masterfully blends lightsaber combat, exploration, and storytelling. Developed by Respawn Entertainment, it follows Cal Kestis, a young Jedi on the run after Order 66, as he grapples with his past and the Empire's relentless pursuit.

The game excels in its combat mechanics, offering a satisfying mix of skill-based lightsaber duels and Force-powered abilities. The exploration is reminiscent of Metroidvania games, with expansive, interconnected worlds that reward curiosity and backtracking as new abilities unlock. The narrative is well-written, filled with compelling characters and emotional stakes, capturing the essence of Star Wars.

However, the game isn't without flaws. Some platforming sections can feel clunky, and occasional performance issues, like frame drops, may disrupt immersion. Despite this, Fallen Order is a must-play for fans of the galaxy far, far away and anyone who enjoys a story-driven action game.

Rating: 8.5/10

Left 4 Dead 2 is a fast-paced cooperative first-person shooter that delivers relentless action and teamwork. Developed by Valve, the game builds on its predecessor with improved mechanics, diverse maps, and an expanded arsenal.

The campaign offers five engaging story-driven missions set across varied locales, each brimming with atmosphere and suspense. The inclusion of new special infected, melee weapons, and environmental hazards heightens the challenge and keeps the gameplay fresh. AI Director 2.0 dynamically adjusts enemy spawns, ensuring every playthrough feels unique.

While the game shines in multiplayer—be it co-op, Versus, or Survival mode—its AI companions can sometimes falter. Despite its 2009 release, the gameplay remains timeless, though the visuals may feel dated to modern players.

In summary, Left 4 Dead 2 is a must-play for fans of cooperative shooters and zombie survival games, offering endless replayability and thrilling moments.

Stalker: Clear Sky is a prequel to the acclaimed Shadow of Chernobyl, offering an atmospheric and challenging experience set in the haunting Chernobyl Exclusion Zone. The game builds on the franchise's hallmark blend of survival horror, RPG mechanics, and open-world exploration, but its execution is a mixed bag.

The graphics and atmosphere shine, immersing players in a bleak, radioactive world brimming with danger. Dynamic faction wars and a robust weapon modification system add depth and replayability. However, the game is hampered by significant technical issues, including frequent crashes and questionable AI behavior. Its steep difficulty curve and punishing mechanics can also alienate newcomers.

While Clear Sky has moments of brilliance and expands the lore of the Stalker universe, it struggles under the weight of its bugs and balancing flaws. Fans of the series may find it worthwhile, but patience and a love for the setting are essential.

Rating: 8/10
Pros: Immersive world, faction wars, engaging mechanics.
Cons: Technical issues, steep difficulty, AI quirks.

Here's an amazing mod for first-time players: https://www.moddb.com/mods/srp

Rating: (5/5)

Overview:
Total War: Rome II is an epic blend of grand strategy and real-time tactics that immerses players in the political intrigue, military conquests, and cultural dynamics of ancient Rome. As the sequel to the highly acclaimed Rome: Total War, the game sets out to refine and expand upon the core formula, offering a richly detailed and expansive historical playground.

Strengths:

Expansive World and Historical Accuracy:
The campaign map is stunningly detailed, encompassing Europe, North Africa, and parts of Asia. The attention to historical accuracy—ranging from faction units to cultural traits—makes every campaign feel immersive and rewarding for history buffs.

Dynamic Campaign Gameplay:
The blend of turn-based empire management and real-time battles is compelling. Players must balance diplomacy, economy, and military strategy to forge their empire. The depth of the political system adds layers of intrigue and challenge.

Visuals and Audio:
Rome II shines with its visuals, especially in battles where thousands of units clash in detailed environments. The cinematic camera adds to the epic scale, and the soundtrack perfectly complements the game's tone.

Diverse Factions and Playstyles:
With over a dozen playable factions at launch (expanded in DLCs), each with unique units and strategies, the replayability is significant. Whether you lead the disciplined Romans or the fierce barbarians, every faction offers a fresh experience.

Weaknesses:

Initial Performance and AI Issues:
Upon release, the game was plagued with bugs, optimization problems, and underwhelming AI behavior. While most issues have been addressed in patches, they left a lasting impression on early adopters.

Steeper Learning Curve:
While the game provides tutorials, the sheer complexity can overwhelm new players. Managing a sprawling empire requires careful planning, and missteps can be punishing.

Diplomacy and Politics:
Although improved, diplomacy can feel inconsistent, with AI factions sometimes making irrational decisions. Internal politics, while ambitious, often feel underdeveloped compared to other systems.

Conclusion:
Total War: Rome II stands as a hallmark of the strategy genre, offering an unparalleled blend of strategic depth and historical immersion. Though its initial release was marred by technical issues, Creative Assembly’s post-launch support has transformed it into a highly polished and enjoyable experience.

If you’re a fan of history, strategy, or epic battles, Rome II deserves a place in your library. It’s not without its flaws, but its ambition and scope make it a game worth revisiting—even years after its release.

Final Verdict: Rome wasn’t built in a day, and neither was this masterpiece. Patience pays off. Also, there's a ton of mods
still keeping this game alive today.

Review of The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt – Complete Edition

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt – Complete Edition elevates an already exceptional game by bundling the base experience with its two outstanding expansions, Hearts of Stone and Blood and Wine. This edition offers hundreds of hours of gameplay, blending a gripping narrative with rich world-building and immersive exploration.

The expansions add depth to the game, with Hearts of Stone delivering a haunting, character-driven tale, and Blood and Wine offering a vibrant new region, Toussaint, alongside a more lighthearted yet equally engaging story. These additions refine the already superb gameplay, introducing new mechanics, quests, and gear.

With improved visuals, quality-of-life enhancements, and all previously released DLC, the Complete Edition is the definitive way to experience Geralt’s journey. Whether you’re new to the series or a returning fan, this package is a masterpiece that solidifies The Witcher 3 as one of the greatest RPGs of all time.

Rating: 10/10

Heres a bunch of really amazing mods:
THE CONJUCTION OF THE SEASONS CLIMATE AND NATURE OVERHAUL
The Stable - Roach-Horse Customization Mod
Sword FX (NEXT GEN)
Runes Visual FX
Improved Sign Effects Next Gen
Gameplay Manager - Next Gen (4.0) Version
Convenient Looting
Instant Witcher Senses
Reputation System
Trophy Necromancy
Alchemy
Additional Alchemy
Witcher 2 Potion Length
Restored Content - Yellow Mutagens - Next-Gen
Buff Charges
Gwent Redux
The Two Gwent Stores (Gwent Redux Edition) NEXT GEN AND OLD GEN
Witcher Lore Collection Next-Gen
Random Encounters Reworked
New Quest - A Night to Remember
Corvo Bianco Enhanced Collection
Blood Trails
Blood Covered
Increased Finisher Chance for Next Gen
Permanent corpses
EK Combat Jump (Next-Gen Update)
Dynamic Combat Camera Next-Gen
Magic Spells
Eternal Hunt
Pro Ciri (NEXT GEN)
NPC Weapons Mod V1.01
DLC Realistic Torches - Craftable and Expiring
Demon Slayer Nichirin Blade
Samurai Attire DLC
Defiant Inquisitor Armor Set
Vagabond Armor DLC
The Ancient Gods Legacy
Hoods
Different shirts for Geralt (DLC Version)
More Robes
Accessory Slot Mod
Better Icons 2022 - English Edition
Interface Animations (NGE)
Complete Animations Redux
Dynamic Appearances Project
The Butcher of Blaviken Lore-Friendly Geralt
Geralt face improved (retexture )
New Hairstyles and Beards For Geralt (DLC2 Improved)
Beard growth extender
Lore Accurate Ciri Face + Ciri - long wavy hair
Lore Accurate Yennefer Face + Book Yennefer's wild and curly hair - Reworked -
Bathsebah's Book Jaskier (Dandelion)
Dandelion Retexture Collection
Triss (G)Lorified + Triss (G)lorified Wardrobe
Ultra4 Graphic setting W3 NG
Realistic Weather Immersive Lighting