Errungenschaftsfortschritt von 20gramm in POSTAL 2

R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.

Am 14. März 2018 um 0:27 freigeschaltet

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.

Am 18. März 2018 um 7:36 freigeschaltet

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.

Am 19. März 2018 um 6:25 freigeschaltet

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.

Am 19. März 2018 um 2:45 freigeschaltet

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.

Am 14. März 2018 um 1:25 freigeschaltet

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.

Am 18. März 2018 um 7:35 freigeschaltet

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.

Am 19. März 2018 um 6:56 freigeschaltet

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.

Am 15. Apr. 2022 um 1:15 freigeschaltet

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.

Am 22. Apr. 2022 um 23:48 freigeschaltet

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.

Am 24. Apr. 2022 um 0:10 freigeschaltet

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.

Am 30. März 2023 um 7:43 freigeschaltet

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.

Am 30. März 2023 um 6:58 freigeschaltet

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.

Am 15. März 2018 um 0:49 freigeschaltet

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.

Am 22. Apr. 2022 um 23:30 freigeschaltet

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.

Am 24. Apr. 2022 um 0:27 freigeschaltet

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.

Am 23. Apr. 2022 um 0:30 freigeschaltet

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.

Am 17. Apr. 2022 um 9:44 freigeschaltet

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.

Am 19. März 2018 um 6:17 freigeschaltet

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.

Am 2. Apr. 2022 um 5:46 freigeschaltet

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.

Am 15. Apr. 2022 um 1:06 freigeschaltet

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.

Am 15. März 2018 um 0:49 freigeschaltet

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.

Am 29. Mai 2021 um 5:40 freigeschaltet

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.

Am 2. Apr. 2022 um 8:29 freigeschaltet

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.

Am 14. Apr. 2022 um 4:56 freigeschaltet

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.

Am 15. Apr. 2022 um 0:47 freigeschaltet

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.

Am 14. März 2018 um 0:38 freigeschaltet

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.

Am 27. März 2023 um 2:46 freigeschaltet

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.

Am 1. März um 4:48 freigeschaltet

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.

Am 1. März um 4:48 freigeschaltet

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.

Am 14. März 2018 um 0:37 freigeschaltet

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.

Am 29. Mai 2021 um 5:33 freigeschaltet

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.

Am 29. Feb. um 8:11 freigeschaltet

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.

Am 19. März 2018 um 6:46 freigeschaltet

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.

Am 23. Apr. 2022 um 0:40 freigeschaltet

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.

Am 15. März 2018 um 0:50 freigeschaltet

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.

Am 29. Feb. um 8:43 freigeschaltet

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.

Am 15. März 2018 um 0:39 freigeschaltet

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.

Am 14. März 2018 um 1:29 freigeschaltet

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.

Am 14. März 2018 um 0:18 freigeschaltet

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.

Am 15. März 2018 um 0:38 freigeschaltet

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.

Am 15. März 2018 um 0:55 freigeschaltet

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.

Am 14. März 2018 um 1:45 freigeschaltet

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.

Am 14. Apr. 2022 um 5:01 freigeschaltet

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.

Am 26. März 2023 um 12:22 freigeschaltet

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.

Am 29. Feb. um 6:21 freigeschaltet

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.

Am 24. Apr. 2022 um 0:08 freigeschaltet

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.

Am 2. Apr. 2022 um 8:23 freigeschaltet

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.

Am 1. März um 6:11 freigeschaltet

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!

Am 1. März um 5:20 freigeschaltet

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.

Am 30. März 2023 um 7:46 freigeschaltet

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.

Am 18. März 2018 um 7:21 freigeschaltet

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!

Am 3. Apr. 2022 um 6:23 freigeschaltet

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.

5 / 30

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.

24 / 30

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.

2 / 20

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.

0 / 30

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.

0 / 5,000

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.

10 / 30

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.

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