Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.
ㅤ* Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow they may make it illegal.
ㅤ* Two drunk men sat in a pub. One says to the other, "Does your watch tell the time?"
"The other replies, "No, mate. You have to look at it."
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!