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Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.
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There is a Massachusetts law requiring all dogs to have their hind legs
tied during the month of April.
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Q: Why does Washington have the most lawyers per capita and
New Jersey the most toxic waste dumps?
A: God gave New Jersey first choice.
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"I saw a film where there was an alien crawling around inside a spaceship's
air ducts and it could come out wherever it liked," said Johnny
reproachfully.
"Doubtless it had a map," said the Captain.
(Only You Can Save Mankind)
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"Life is too important to take seriously."
-- Corky Siegel
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I wonder if I ought to tell them about my PREVIOUS LIFE as a COMPLETE
STRANGER?
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Jayne: "Time for some thrilling heroics."
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Repel them. Repel them. Induce them to relinquish the spheroid.
- Indiana University fans' chant for their perennially bad football team
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