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Buon anno!

For me, the best day with Dr. Fauci would involve playing recreational sports with him like table tennis, frisbee golf, racquetball, and shuffleboard (all being six feet apart, of course). Then, after we disinfect our hands with our travel-size hand sanitizer bottles, we could go see a movie like Disney-Pixar's Turning Red (2022), or Illumination's Sing 2 (2021), without food or drink, of course. Gotta stay COVID-free! Anyway, after that, I think I'd like to spend the rest of the day biking around the park with him talking about our favorite COVID vaccine manufacturers, our disdain for anti-maskers and anti-vaxxers, and how the marvels of modern technology allows us to quarantine ourselves far more effectively than would be possible not even ten or twenty years ago. Finally, we would end the day sitting on a park bench watching the sunset—again, six feet apart. Oh, Dr. Fauci...

the blacker the berry

you sux like old blackberry uehahuehauheaueh

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