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(and nobody cares about it).
-- Bill Joy 6/21/85
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I just had a NOSE JOB!!
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True happiness will be found only in true love.
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Scientifically speaking, it is impossible to charge Chuck Norris with "obstruction of justice." This is because even Chuck Norris cannot be in two places at the same time.
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I woke up a feelin' mean
went down to play the slot machine
the wheels turned round,
and the letters read
"Better head back to Tennessee Jed"
-- Grateful Dead
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I'm having fun HITCHHIKING to CINCINNATI or FAR ROCKAWAY!!
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A 'full' life in my experience is usually full only of other people's demands.
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4 out of 5 doctors fail to recommend Chuck Norris as a solution to most problems. Also, 80% of doctors die unexplained, needlessly brutal deaths.
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