Congratulations on your purchase of a brand new ♥♥♥♥♥♥! If handled properly, your apeman will give years of valuable, if reluctant, service.

INSTALL YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

You should install your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ differently according to whether you have purchased the field or house model. Field ♥♥♥♥♥♥s work best in a serial configuration, i.e. chained together. Chain your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to another ♥♥♥♥♥♥ immediately after unpacking it, and don't even think about taking that chain off, ever. Many ♥♥♥♥♥♥s start singing as soon as you put a chain on them. This habit can usually be thrashed out of them if nipped in the bud. House ♥♥♥♥♥♥s work best as standalone units, but should be hobbled or hamstrung to prevent attempts at escape. At this stage, your ♥♥♥♥♥♥ can also be given a name

Aldo 2016
*Sends screamer
Aldo screams than puts towel over computer
Calls me on the phone
"Dude what was that" Starts to cry
Ergjuce: What do you mean?
Aldo: Dude I put a towel over my pc, my grandma is gonna open the pc than get a heart attack.
Aldo: DUDE PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO TAKE IT OFF *keeps crying
Ergjuce: unplug pc
Aldo: DUDE DON'T LIE TO ME!
Now aldo 2017 "I wont open any links anymore"
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