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Bender: He's gay.
Leela: How do you know?
Bender: I have this thing called gaydar.
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The real reason large families benefit society is because at least
a few of the children in the world shouldn't be raised by beginners.
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The only "intuitive" interface is the nipple. After that, it's all learned.
(Bruce Ediger, bediger@teal.csn.org, in comp.os.linux.misc, on X interfaces.)
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Until an unfortunate axe incident, Gloria had been captain of the school
basketball team.
(Soul Music)
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<lilo> I can read the bloody *manual* as if it were some sort of
religious tract describing forms of enlightenment you can achieve
after 10 years on a mountain :)
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A man of genius makes no mistakes.
His errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce, "Ulysses"
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