Have you read the new book on anti-gravity?
Well I have, and I must say,
It's Impossible to put down~


A neutron walks into a bar,
He asks the bartender how much for a drink
The bartender replies, for you
No charge.


A dislexic man walks into a bra*


Did you hear about the man that had his left arm and leg cut off?
Well thats okay, he's
all right now!


What do you call a man in a suit with "sorry" written on his chest?
A Formal Apology.


People may ask me what i like about switzerland
"well, the flag is a big plus"


A zoo with nothing in it except for a single dog
-- its a ♥♥♥♥♥♥


I bought a pair of shoes from my drug dealer
I dont know what he laced them with
but ive been tripping all day


The invention of the wheel really got us rolling


The invention of the shovel was ground breaking


The invention of the broom swept the nation


What is the fastest way to find a chromosome's gender?
Pull down its genes