I'm a bad father, but to me being a good gambler is more important to me than being a good teacher. Slots? That's a machine I understand. Roulette? That's something I can get my head around. Sending my kids to daycare all year 'round, summer included? I'm sittin' there; blackjack. These guys at the table were my family. Can't win if you don't play is what I tell my son. I put 50/50. They told me I didn't put any chips. Check, check. I check. They didn't take that. Fistfight right there at the table. I take on someone 20 years my junior. I get my ass handed to me, and I'm pissing my pants.. They threw me out.