Recent reviews by WhatRoughBeast

Ingredients:

1 cup fresh cherries, pitted and halved
2 pears, cored and chopped into bite-sized pieces
1 banana, sliced
2 cups watermelon, cubed
2 lemons, zest and juice (divided)
1 large orange, peeled and cut into segments
1-2 tablespoons honey (optional, depending on sweetness)
Fresh mint leaves for garnish (optional)

Instructions:

Prepare the fruit:
Pit and halve the cherries.
Core and chop the pears into bite-sized pieces.
Slice the banana into thin rounds.
Cube the watermelon into small, bite-sized pieces.
Peel the orange and cut it into segments. Alternatively, you can slice it into thin rounds.

Mix the fruits:
In a large mixing bowl, gently toss the cherries, pears, banana, watermelon, and orange segments together. Be careful not to mash the banana while mixing.

Prepare the citrus dressing:
In a small bowl, combine the juice of both lemons with the zest of one lemon. Stir in the honey (if using) and mix well until it's fully combined. If you want a more intense citrus flavor, add the zest of the second lemon for extra zing.

Combine the salad and dressing:
Pour the citrus dressing over the fruit mixture and toss gently to coat all the pieces evenly. The lemon juice adds a tangy kick that perfectly balances the sweetness of the fruit.

Serve and garnish:
Transfer the fruit salad to a serving bowl. Garnish with a few fresh mint leaves for an added burst of flavor and a pop of color.

Chill (optional):
For a cooler, more refreshing taste, chill the fruit salad in the fridge for about 30 minutes before serving.

Tips:

Add texture: If you like a little crunch, sprinkle some toasted coconut flakes or chopped nuts (like almonds or walnuts) on top before serving.
Make it more tropical: Add some diced pineapple or mango for an extra tropical flair.
Adjust sweetness: If the fruit salad is too tart, drizzle in a little more honey or agave syrup to balance the flavors.

I could tell it was a janky game but I was curious how long it would take to get all the achievements. This many hours of idling ^^. It's a no for me because even though it's been released for 7.5 years now it's still unfinished with plenty of bugs. Most of the currencies used in-game are worthless after a short point (they are only used for a specific few upgrades, but you will collect hundreds of thousands for some reason). The non-cosmetic DLC is all a rip-off too, as it grants some currency that could be gained with just a few minutes of idle play for real money. Why would anyone purchase them when you are going to be overflowing with them anyway? I ended my game with more gold than could even be displayed in the UI (over a billion that I can't spend on anything) but the dev is charging an outrageous amount (8.99 CDN for me) for just 100,000. There should be some upgrades with no cap that allows players to spend gold, ingots, power shards and boss souls to make those meaningful in the first place, which will also reduce the grind of having to leave this thing running while you sleep (as there's no offline progress). Avoid.

Nice lil brain scratcher here. Surprisingly difficult in parts but there's a feature (can be turned off in settings) that gives you a gentle hint after 4 successful pieces placed, so you are never quite stuck. Still, one of the puzzles took me quite a while. Because I am dumb.

I understand it's free and in Early Access but it's still too undercooked at this point in time to enjoy. It's super janky with controllers. Ex: new skills are assigned randomly and without UI on controllers so you need to button mash to see what's what whenever you get a new power.

Intro video froze on a black screen and had to be skipped. An achievement popped that I did not earn (unless it was something that happened in the cutscene?) I could not even get out of the tutorial area due to the janky controls. It looked like a fun game but it was not ready for release. Interesting to note that more than 50% of the positive reviews at the time of writing are from steam accounts where this obscure free game is that account's only review. Very Interesting.

No.

Biblically accurate representation of Adam and Eve. No snakes, just frogs.

Don't trust the unicorn.

My first three characters died at lvl 1 because I was so distracted by the dong physics.

Worst idle I've ever played. Avoid.