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My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
-- Groucho Marx
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The Rabbits The Cow
Here is a verse about rabbits The cow is of the bovine ilk;
That doesn't mention their habits. One end is moo, the other, milk.
-- Ogden Nash
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Lord, what fools these mortals be!
-- William Shakespeare, "A Midsummer-Night's Dream"
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The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint
has a past and every sinner has a future.
-- Oscar Wilde
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It's the thought, if any, that counts!
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"Give me enough medals, and I'll win any war."
-- Napoleon
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A pipe gives a wise man time to think and a fool something to stick in his
mouth.
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Fertility is hereditary. If your parents didn't have any children,
neither will you.
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