I am grease incarnate. When I take my seat, the air turns slick with dread. My gameplay is so rancid, so filthy, opponents feel their cholesterol spike before the match even starts. I don’t simply "win", I deep-fry my enemies in tactical grime until they dissolve. Every click is a greasy declaration of dominance. Face me, and you enter an endless oil spill where your dignity becomes nothing but residue on my hands.