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Once when I was drunk at a party with this guy he saved my life. Let me explain, we were both black out drunk and all our friends were passed out, and I needed to go take piss. I decided to piss in a towel so I would not wake up any of the other people. While I was draining the snake into the now piss drenched towel, a robber broke in. The robber kicked down the door and yelled for everyone to get onto the ground. (part 1/2)

Thinking fast Fat Rat undid the robbers belt, unzipped his fly, unbuttoned his pants, and pulled down his underwear. When the robbers sausage was flopping around like fish Fat Rat started giving him the best handjob of his life. The robber after approximately 2.567 seconds busted a huge load that landed into the toilet. The resulting splash from the robbers splooge woke up all the passed out party-goers who proceeded to berate the robber until he ran away crying. The moral of the story is that working-class people possess little meaningful freedom and are often held captive by their circumstances. (part 2/2)