Recent reviews by SharkWaffle

Very good game.

Customers likes to go behind the counter and stare into the wall for 1 sec everytime i bought a card from them. XD

Weird game with weird enemies with bad names.
Felt like i was thrown into the middle of the story.

Got this from a bundle. I'm not usually playing 2D fighting platformer.
I didnt get interested in the story.
The viuals is... okay.
Music... not bad
Controls... you can change the key bindings, thats good.

There is minor things i didnt like. But the monsters was the biggest reason.

The game is not for me.

Mmm... Not for me.

The biggest con in this is the music..?
It is 10 notes playing repeatedly in the same order. Gets annoying after a while.

Abusing the attack button gets you some distance.

A repetive game with little to none variation.

I thougt this was going to be more building in it.
Not a fan with 3vs3 battle matches, but i can live with it.
It feelt like you didnt know what to do, even with reading all the tutorial texts.
Also for me it felt a little to complex with what the followers can and cant do, and most of the thing i didnt know what they are for.

But the thing that absolutely makes me not like this game is the horrible GUI.
There is a setting for text size.
But even when I have the setting on larget i still need binoculars to even be able to read the text.

Fix the GUI and I maybe will return to this game.

A fun short game

Nice graphics
good sound
avarage skill tree
few puzzles that does not question your iq
not too hard to beat.
story i not bad

It a good game that is worth aleast 1 playthru.

A classic game

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS
*For 2007 standards.

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls
*Easy to play the levels. Harder if you are going for score points.

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life
*Start of levels have some "story" text

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs
*The bugs ive encountered is getting some penalty for not using blinkers even if i do.

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For an old game this one is good. No game breaing bugs. Levels are not to long to play. Controlls take a bit to learn but are not unplayable.

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Loved this game.
Levels is not to hard to get 3 stars on.

Their other game Doughlings arcade was fun and i made 3 stars on all levels It was average in difficulty.
This one feels quite impossible.
I can't even pass the first level. You have way too few hearts.