got matched against this guy and he toggled every round before typing in chat that he was going to throat f*ck our first born children. what's crazy is i already commented on this dudes profile 854 days ago

Born to ♥♥♥♥, doomed to jack :(

all hail the goblin king

isnt as cool as me

Having this player as part of the team is like trying to run a marathon with a broken femur

Constantly lies about how he beats me in Duck Game.