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It's all about me, ME

Good job you unlocked the Selfone
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2018 @ 11:30pm

IMONABOAT

Everybody look at me cause I'm flyin on a boat
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2018 @ 12:45am

It just looks like a fancy fax

This is a lot of power we're entrusting you with
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2018 @ 1:13am

Who you gonna call?

This is a reference to the original movies, not the 2016 sequel
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2018 @ 2:00am

Really Hot Mail

If you get this joke, you are pretty old
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2020 @ 8:18am

Braaains

In theory this is the first achievement you've unlocked
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2018 @ 9:09am

BRAAINS

Bigger IS better
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2018 @ 9:28am

Damned fine cup of coffee

Have you ever walked off a bus in a full three piece suit and headed straight for the woods? They have.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2018 @ 10:17am

You've got mail

Bro, you like, totally got mail.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2018 @ 1:43pm

Adam West Award

Batman's eternal torment
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2018 @ 10:26pm

Progress, not perfection

Today is a new day for being a new you
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2018 @ 10:26pm

A dark secret

But what is it?
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2018 @ 4:15am

I've seen enough

To know where this is going
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2018 @ 9:22pm

Four thousand more years

Nobody is as good as he is at doing what he does, nobody.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2018 @ 7:41am

Forged by, with, and for pure evil

Think of it like when you do your Lipton chicken and noodle soup with only two cups of water instead of four, but with evil instead of salt.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2018 @ 2:30am

Dark Or White Chocolate?

Either way, you're a bit late for it buddy
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2018 @ 7:40pm

Ha ha ha ha ha

I'm laughin straight to the bank with this
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2018 @ 11:42pm

Brap brap brap

How much armor do you really need against poor farmers anyway?
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2018 @ 1:08am

This is a T rated game

The shower is made out of gold, how else were we supposed to convey this
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2018 @ 1:01am

Magicide

The act of commiting murder on a wizard
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2018 @ 12:38pm

Merlincide

Shop's closed, go see the other wizards
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2018 @ 4:48am

Gandalfcide

He was indeed a conjuror of cheap tricks
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2018 @ 7:14am

Harrycide

Ur a wizard now Harry
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2018 @ 4:15pm

Shaqcide

Boomshaqalaka
Unlocked 28 Apr, 2020 @ 7:28pm

tnemeveihcA

emit tsrif eht rof latrop emit a desU
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2018 @ 10:36pm

I've no idea what to do here

But you crafted a thing, I am truely proud of you buddy
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2018 @ 1:25am

Taking sides

I understand why you did this, he's just so adorkable
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2018 @ 2:30am

You've hit rock bottom

You truely have
Unlocked 27 Apr, 2020 @ 4:17pm

Oh the huge vanity

#nofilter
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2018 @ 3:30am

Bob, your mucus

Mother puss bucket
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2018 @ 12:18pm

How many hats can a man own!?

Five, the answer is five.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2018 @ 12:45am

Who cares about you Lachhh

We do.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2018 @ 11:43pm



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