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Hopefully the money saved from groceries would go into the new glove.
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Soon he asked me for my number so that he could ask me to play when I'm not online, which I was okay with giving since we are online bros. A few weeks later he asked me to meet up so that we could play at a cyber cafe together.
After we met up, he told me "When I said play, I meant playing with that", while looking at my ♥♥♥♥. I tried to run, but he was so fast and powerful. I threw a flashbang and did a 360 no scope on him but only damaged him slightly as my man part was not that strong. I hid in a smoke grenade till he gave up and went away.
This guy is gay, don't play with him.
Soon he asked me for my number so that he could ask me to play when I'm not online, which I was okay with giving since we are online bros. A few weeks later he asked me to meet up so that we could play at a cyber cafe together.
After we met up, he told me "When I said play, I meant playing with that", while looking at my ♥♥♥♥. I tried to run, but he was so fast and powerful. I threw a flashbang and did a 360 no scope on him but only damaged him slightly as my man part was not that strong. I hid in a smoke grenade till he gave up and went away.
This guy is gay, don't play with him.
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I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
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