I ᴡɪʟʟ ꜱᴡɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʙᴀʟʟꜱ ᴀᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ʏᴏ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋ 🕰️🙏🏻 ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴜ ʟɪʟ ʙʀᴏ🤣💯🔥

hey btw so i was peeing and my penis is the size of three pythons laying in a line, so i was peeing ♥♥♥♥ laying over the toilet and tip down the in toilet water this mf climbs into my bathroom thru the window and slams the toilet seat on my monster ♥♥♥♥, the seat and toilet shattered and my monstrous ♥♥♥♥ just went thru the damn floor and now i got a hole in the house

hey you christmas elf lookin it’s the end of HOEvember but that means the beginning of DICKcember it’s time to hoe hoe hoe all over a big ol tis the season to be all over that if someone sent you this it means you’re a hoe ass resend to 15other reindeer who need to get the k DOWNNN this holiday season if you don’t resend thisyou

I ᴡɪʟʟ ꜱᴡɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ʙᴀʟʟꜱ ᴀᴄʀᴏꜱꜱ ʏᴏ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ɢʀᴀɴᴅꜰᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴄʟᴏᴄᴋ 🕰️🙏🏻 ᴅᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ʟᴇᴛ ᴍᴇ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴜ ʟɪʟ ʙʀᴏ🤣💯🔥

This goofy mf invited me to a diddy partyy

+rep AWP champion💢