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🎁 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 💄
🔋 👔 ⚡ 🌸 🐟 🌽 🐊 📕 🎫 🐠
You can present the material, but you can't make me care.
-- Calvin
A voice crackles in Calvin's radio:
"Enemy fighters at two o'clock!"
"Roger. What should I do until then?"
I'm looking for something that can deliver a 50-pound payload of snow
on a small feminine target. Can you suggest something? Hello...?
--- Calvin
⚡ 🎍 🌂 🚙 🚘 👑 📘 🥗 🏓 🥞