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As Dame Fortune did intend,
Murphy would be there to tell me
The pot's at the other end.
-- Bert Whitney
😶
- "The other humans around it are trying to explain to it what a planet is."
- "Doesn't it know?"
- "Many humans don't. Mistervicepresident is one of them."
(Wings)
😬
I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.
-- Chico Marx
😙
The Tree of Learning bears the noblest fruit, but noble fruit tastes bad.
🤠
I feel ... JUGULAR ...
😯
Scully: It's a north American P-51 Mustang.
Navy Investigator: Yeah, it sure is.
Mulder: I just got very turned on. (!!!)
"The X-Files: Piper Maru"
😲
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off
during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
-- Dave Barry, "Sex and the Single Amoeba: What Every
Teen Should Know"
🙁