I've known this man for years, he pulled me out of a burning rover back in Afghan. I owe him my life. This geezer right here knows me inside and out. We are gay.

Back when we worked on Wall Street this crazy bastard got up to some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up ♥♥♥♥! He used to order prostitutes to our managers room after getting black out drunk on the finest champagne and he'd dip his balls in the Dorito cheese sauce and run them across the hotel room walls in a perfect line. This guy is nuts! I love him to pieces though, when we were in London for a high risk engagement with a client worth almost a billion dollars he snorted 3 keys of coke and downed 12 cans of bud light before headbutting the ♥♥♥♥ right there and then. We lost millions in fees and settling a lawsuit out of court. Though it is what it is, what a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ lad like! I absolutely love this old bean here, pity he lost his job when he committed that double homicide on bathsalts last year. The trading floor isn't the same without you, bro...

Hello again my friend, the pizza pie is cold and i am starving. send me a new pie.

This man is a good man. He is like brother to me. He saved me from Baba Oslywulu in the Crimia when he had me and good friend Big Daniel taken. He is a good friend, shot Baba in eyes. Good man.