Active: Jax enters Evasion, a defensive stance, for up to 2 seconds, causing all basic attacks against him to miss. Jax also takes 25% reduced damage from all champion area of effect abilities. After 1 second, Jax can reactivate to end it immediately.

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Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take ♥♥♥♥ all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

São 3 meses de férias que fodem depressa foder é prioridade, temos que foder bem, então vamos nessa, mas tem que foder novidade! Como por exemplo... foder o espaço, foder com uma múmia, ou foder a torre Eifell inteira. Foder uma coisa maluca demais. Hey! ou foder um macaco na banheira, foder um maremoto, fuder mini robos ou foder um monstro no divã (aqui o cérebro). Foder mais um dodô, foder o continente ou foder nossa irmã! Phineas!. Antes que as aulas fodam de novo, temos muito o que foder. Fode Perry! Fique fodido pois com Phineas e Ferb tudo pode foder, fique fodido pois com Phineas e Ferb tudo pode foder! Manhê, Phineas e Ferb estão fodendo a abertura da série!

pegar o dede, comer portão, tirar a pizza para fora.

pau no cu do first