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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 31 May, 2017 @ 1:50pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2017 @ 8:03am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 27 Feb, 2022 @ 10:11pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 5:31pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 17 May, 2017 @ 4:03pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 31 May, 2017 @ 1:50pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 19 May, 2017 @ 1:36pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2017 @ 5:40pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 31 May, 2017 @ 1:50pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 3:11pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2017 @ 11:37am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2021 @ 2:41am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2017 @ 10:02am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 19 May, 2017 @ 1:36pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2017 @ 10:32am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 31 May, 2017 @ 1:50pm

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2017 @ 1:15pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 31 May, 2017 @ 1:50pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 31 May, 2017 @ 1:50pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 17 May, 2017 @ 1:02pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 27 Aug, 2021 @ 10:00am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 17 May, 2017 @ 5:18am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 5 May, 2017 @ 5:23pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2017 @ 3:39pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 31 May, 2017 @ 1:50pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2017 @ 9:39am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2017 @ 12:53pm

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 12:31pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2017 @ 1:23pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2017 @ 7:29pm

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 19 Aug, 2021 @ 8:31am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2021 @ 11:19pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2020 @ 7:28am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2021 @ 2:58pm

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2022 @ 7:35pm



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!