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-- Steven Wright
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Money is a powerful aphrodisiac. But flowers work almost as well.
-- Lazarus Long
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"Send lawyers, guns and money..."
-- Lyrics from a Warren Zevon song
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Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home.
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Are Linux users lemmings collectively jumping off of the cliff of
reliable, well-engineered commercial software?
-- Matt Welsh
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Are you sure the back door is locked?
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<Endy> Actually, I think I'll wait for potato to be finalised before
installing debian.
<Endy> That should be soon, I'm hoping. :)
<knghtbrd> Endy: You obviously know very little about Debian.
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It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.
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Tom's hungry, time to eat lunch.
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