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🌽 Dear Gray... 🎫
→ The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're called. Cats take a message and get back to you.
→ Dogs just don't seem to be able to tell the difference between important people and the rest of us.
🎈 ❀ 🐊 ❀ 👽 ❀ 🍧 ❀ 🚗 ❀ 💛 ❀ 👔 ❀ 🎄 ❀ 🌂 ❀ 👳 ❀ 👾 ❀ 🥗 ❀ 🥞 ❀ 🏓 ❀ 💄
Yours truly, Maia Pistilli (the cat)
🐝 🐛

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