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22 of 44 (50%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Ready For Daddyhood

Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2017 @ 7:26am

Baby's On Fire

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2017 @ 6:00pm

Iced Iced Baby

Freeze in the fridge as a Baby
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:21am

What's Cooking?

Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2017 @ 6:00pm

Child Prodigy

Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 9:26am

A True Gentleman

Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 9:09am

Turn a Rat into a Snack

Follow the squeaks (Remake)
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 7:57am

Baby's First...

Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 5:19am

I'm Your Daddy.

Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 4:55am

Riding Dirty

Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 5:37am

Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 5:34am

Plumber's Apprentice

Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:16am

Make a fish your dish

You ate the fish.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:22am

Imma Powder Out

inhaled too much baby powder
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:47am

You are what you Eat

eat at least 100 hotdogs
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:41am

Toasted

Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:05am

Ready for the Big Leagues

Score on the basketball net
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 6:46am

Choked on Balls

Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 5:56am

Pan Head

Get hit in the head with a pan
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 5:02am

Dug Straight Down

Fell into the lava
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 5:41am

Found Mommy

Mommy isnt very nice.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:23am

Escaped The House

Finally Free?!.....
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 8:23am



Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

Doctor Daddy

Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

Psycho Daddy

Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

Daddy That Kills People

Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

Fruit Based

Feed 25 Fruits to Babies

Dad of The Year

Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

Life's A Bleach

Drink 50 gallons of bleach

Daddy Let Me Drown

Drown 25 Times

Baby of The Year

Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

Champion of The House

Complete all the challenges (Classic)

Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)

This is not how you play Slip and Die

Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)

Lawn Daddy

Mow your lawn

Disobedient

You ignored the note

Acrobatically Inclined

Swing through the hoop

Escape Lookout Cove

Dig out Lookout Cove

Found Another Daddy

In the Basement of the Control Room
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