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37 of 50 (74%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2019 @ 4:48am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2019 @ 5:49am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2019 @ 7:55am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2019 @ 7:10am

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 4:11am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2019 @ 1:38am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 3:20am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2019 @ 6:47am

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2019 @ 4:33am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 4:37am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2019 @ 8:07am

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2020 @ 3:25am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2019 @ 4:38am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 10:51am

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2020 @ 6:54am

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.
Unlocked 17 Jun, 2020 @ 8:59am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2019 @ 2:52am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2019 @ 2:50am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 6:11am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2019 @ 2:32am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2019 @ 7:16am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2019 @ 3:56am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2019 @ 8:14am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 2:47am

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2020 @ 3:20am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2020 @ 4:56am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 5:51am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2020 @ 2:39am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2019 @ 7:23am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 5:06am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 5:13am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2020 @ 1:21am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 12 Jul, 2019 @ 4:50am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2019 @ 5:46am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2019 @ 4:21am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2019 @ 4:14am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2020 @ 3:35am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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