Malmeerkat
United Kingdom (Great Britain)
Currently Offline
Recent Activity
1,895 hrs on record
last played on 22 Aug
3.5 hrs on record
last played on 21 Aug
38 hrs on record
last played on 18 Aug
Zibyl69 23 Feb, 2024 @ 5:25am 
stop rl brother
Nanda 6 Dec, 2023 @ 7:13am 
After a good game in valorant, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great plays and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a valorant lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then threw up. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
frick my baka deku chungus life 28 Nov, 2020 @ 9:43am 
i hope your mother has a great day
Dabead 25 Mar, 2020 @ 7:33am 
No GG? EZ.
Kip 29 Dec, 2019 @ 1:58pm 
After a good game in Minecraft Hypixel bed wars, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great plays and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a Minecraft lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then threw up. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Bickus Slickus Dickus 15 Dec, 2019 @ 11:52am 
After a good game in rocket league, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great plays and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a rocket league lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then threw up. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.