Hey I'm a really nice guy. I've been playing csgo for quite a while and I'm feeling like boosting some girl gamers (preferably ones that look kinda good, I'd appreciate if you could send a picture before beginning.) and this because often when I talk to girls otherwise they don't take my csgo-skill in to consideration. Many girls through the years did friendzone me and I'm really tired of all douchebags taking the girls who deserve better.

Hey, I know you will remove this message later but that's cool. I just wanted to say I played you in casuals awhile ago on Aug 28th. We beat you (but you were just going for freestyles anyway). I admire that. I was wondering if you could take me up and coach me in your ways a little bit. I am (or was) a low gc twos player. I can hit double flip resets and breezi flicks. 2/10 double flip 1/2 breezi. I feel like I have potential and I have been looking for a player like you for a long time. I popped into your stream and gave it a follow (it was just a vod). I appreciate players like you. Good at the game, yet not a big shot narcissist like some. Anyways, I would just like you to consider. (Btw you smelled pretty nice in that casual match we played nlg). <3 Cheers.

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.