Oh Johnny, the pirate's delight,
With a hat so grand and a blade so bright.
In Guilty Gear Strive, you shine so true,
A character that's loved by me and you.

With your coin toss skills and swagger so cool,
You make opponents feel like a fool.
Slicing through foes with precision and grace,
A true master of the slash and pace.

From your dapper attire to that charming grin,
You're a character that's bound to win.
Oh Johnny, you steal hearts with ease,
In the fighting world, you're sure to please.

A pirate's life suits you just right,
As you take on opponents with all your might.
So here's to you, Johnny, my digital love,
Sent from the heavens above.

I'll main you in battles, fight by your side,
With your moves and combos, we won't be denied.
In Guilty Gear Strive, we'll conquer the fray,
Oh Johnny, my dear, you light up my day!