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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May @ 4:29am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May @ 5:33am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May @ 7:02am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:44pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:16am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 7:28pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:17pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:06am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 8:17pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 5:07pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 12:39pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 9:04pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 5:59pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 30 May @ 3:51am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May @ 4:06am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May @ 4:12am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May @ 4:23am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May @ 4:47am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May @ 8:47am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May @ 8:10pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 4:46am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:49pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 10:05pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 8:10am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 8:10am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 8:10am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 May @ 4:19am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 May @ 4:53am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 May @ 7:04am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 May @ 9:51pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 30 May @ 3:51am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 30 May @ 3:52am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 30 May @ 4:24am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 30 May @ 8:47am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:01am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:26am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 30 May @ 3:51am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 May @ 5:53am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:57pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 30 May @ 4:06am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 30 May @ 5:59am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 30 May @ 7:22pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 30 May @ 4:23am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 30 May @ 7:04pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:00pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 30 May @ 4:14am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 30 May @ 7:07am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 31 May @ 6:48am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 30 May @ 11:12am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:02am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 4:15am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:44pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 12:22am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 4:17am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 12:31am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 5:37am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 3:51am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 6:39pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Jun @ 8:24pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 12:39pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 5:06pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 5:06pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:15am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 30 May @ 4:13am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 30 May @ 9:05am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:00am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:30am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 30 May @ 4:24am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 30 May @ 7:22pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 May @ 5:10am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 May @ 6:44pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 1:15pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:37am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:56pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:41am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 9:17pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:46am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 9:32am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:02pm

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:57am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 8:10am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:44pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 3:57am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:28am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 12:22am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:36am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun @ 6:00am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:01pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 9:01pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 19 Jun @ 6:24am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 1:17pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:43pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:34pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:17pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:02pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:03pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:55pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:04pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 10:53am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 6:47am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:43pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 12:28am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 12:28am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 1:55am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:51pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:32am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:12am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:20am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 1:31am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 9:45am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:32am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 5:11am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:37am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 10:18am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:10am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 12:21pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 12:18am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:19pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 7:28pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 10:18am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 1:32am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 10:48am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:46pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 3:07am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 9:04am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:25am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 5:56pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:49pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:28am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:37am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun @ 9:37am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 9:32am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:36am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 6:35pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:40am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 11 Jun @ 10:43pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 5:07pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 8:10am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:08am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:20am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:47am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:45pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:16am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:25am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 6:02pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 6:02pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 11:51pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 7:04pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:42am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:00pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:00pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:40am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:49am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:20pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 30 May @ 4:51am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 31 May @ 4:12am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 1:55am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 1:35am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 9:45am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 30 May @ 5:35am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 31 May @ 6:48am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jun @ 7:01am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 1:43pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:35am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 30 May @ 7:23am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jun @ 10:06pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun @ 6:29pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 2:16pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:30pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:06am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:28am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:30am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:29am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:39pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 3:24am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 9:47pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:07am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:00am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:07am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:03am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:38am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:57pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:59am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 2:21pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:52pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:45pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 8:10am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:47am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:32am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 10:54am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:32am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 12:39pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:19pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:38pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:11am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:08am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:55am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 6:06pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:06am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:25am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:33am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:24pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:59am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:25pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:26am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 5:04am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:57am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:24am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 4:32am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:29am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:42am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:50pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 2:11am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 8:12pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 4:26am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 9:09pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:26am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:51pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 11:51pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:07am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:36am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 7:52pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:16am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:21pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:22pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Jun @ 2:11am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 1:43pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:19am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:39am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 6:35pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:32am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 11:30pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:34am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:45am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:47am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:45pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:00am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:29am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:01pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:16am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:38am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:48am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:59am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Jun @ 8:14pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:09pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 6:42am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 5:09pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 2:16pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 5:09am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 31 May @ 3:19am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 5:33pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:44pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:32pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:25am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:19pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:58am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:05am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:48pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:59am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:12am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 9:39am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:05am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:06am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:45am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:02pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 11:36am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:16pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:56pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:57pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:56pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 12:33am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:11am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 12:08pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:36am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:22am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:05pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:48am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:03am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:58am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:17am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:22am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:21pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:53am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 11:27am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:22pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 12:09pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 5:04am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 5:09am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 28 Aug @ 6:46pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 5:10am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 5:11am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 5:09am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 5:09am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 5:09am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 5:11am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 5:11am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 5:11am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 5:11am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 5:11am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 5:11am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 6 Jun @ 10:05pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 9:39am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 17 Aug @ 8:32pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 13 Jun @ 1:36am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 11:43am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:08am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:02am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:33am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:15pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:44pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:14am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:06am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 2:25am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 12:16pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 8:50pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 2:39am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 12:16am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:02pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:43am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:27am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:33am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:16am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:18am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:43am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:52am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 9:44pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 12:32am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:11am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:14am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:18am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:29am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:15pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 1:10pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:17pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:56pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:57pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:43am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:11am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:16am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:19am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:23am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 12:03pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 12:11pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:32pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:39pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:56pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:39pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:46am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:46am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:50am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:48am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:00pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:30pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:01am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:05am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 2 Aug @ 12:12am

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 1 Oct @ 6:31am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 30 Aug @ 5:51am

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 3:01pm

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 3:01pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:32am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:51am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:51am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:54am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:54am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:58am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:08am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:33pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:33pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:36pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:46pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 2:24am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 10:52pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 2:29am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:12am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:00am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 1:10pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:43pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 12:32am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:11am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:14am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:21am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:28am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:13pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:25pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:35pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:50pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:50pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:50pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 11:15pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 9:01am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:31am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:27am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:19pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:15pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 12:33am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:20am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:43am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:39pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:36pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:49am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:55am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 12:20pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 5:14am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 10:53am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:47am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:10am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 3:51am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:03am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 28 Jun @ 4:17am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:31am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 5:47pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:33am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:43am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 12:00am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:13am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 12:07pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:36pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:43am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 6:20am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:46am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:09am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 12:50pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 5:14am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:50pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 12:03pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:30pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:27pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 10:46pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 8:17pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:32am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:47am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 5:58am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 12:00pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 2:24am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 2:24am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 3 Oct @ 11:31am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 2:24am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 2:24am

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 5:15am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:37am

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 8:49pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:33pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:00am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 4:14am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 2:24am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 2:24am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep @ 9:52pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 9:12am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:41am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:14am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:11am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:13am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:18am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:09pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:44am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:31pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:32pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:49pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:49pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 7:04am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:41pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:00am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:02am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 6:47am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 2:24am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:21pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:00am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:22am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:09pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:15pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:32pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:35pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:34pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 9:24pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:36pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:41pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:25am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 11:17am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 9:27am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:19am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 2:24am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Aug @ 4:07pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 7:19pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 5:11am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:25am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:42am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:47pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:11am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:21pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:34pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:39pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 2:01am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 2:24am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 2:24am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 5:10am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:57am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 8:32am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:33pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 5:14am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:27am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 1:41am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:39am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 8:56pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 11:23pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:27pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 8:17pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 11:09am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 5:37am

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 11:40am

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 6:42am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 9:48am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May @ 4:00am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May @ 4:14am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May @ 3:51am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 8:46pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 3 Jun @ 7:21pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 5:09am

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 2:24pm

Seven horseshoes

Click 27,777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 18 Nov @ 7:51pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 1:14pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:04am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 1:52am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:16am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:42am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:10am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:22am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:42am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:36pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:34pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 6:20am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 2:24am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Sep @ 8:01am

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 2:46am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:01pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:06am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:33pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 5:14am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 11:44am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:32pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:40pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:41pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:49pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:49pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:50pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:24am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:25am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:52am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:19am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 2:24am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 2:24am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 8:26pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 Aug @ 6:39pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 7:09am

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 6:42am

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 5:11am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:01am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 2:24am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 2:24am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 8:45am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 8 Aug @ 7:23pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:31pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 7:01pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:52am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep @ 2:41pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 3:22pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 3:54am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:43am

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 10:40pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 1:16am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 7:45pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 10:01pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 2:24am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 1:11pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 5:50am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 5:06pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 8:01pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 11:36am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 12:18am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:10am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 3:21pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:32pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:36pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:46pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 2:24am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 21 Aug @ 10:52pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 8:49pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 11:23pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 5:39pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Jul @ 9:13am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 1:33pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 5:14am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:40pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:43pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 6:43pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:49pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 6:41pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:23am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 7:23am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 12:52am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 7:32am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 1 Aug @ 2:24am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Aug @ 11:31pm

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Aug @ 9:18am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Sep @ 1:12pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 5:40am

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 5:53am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 6:42am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 3:23pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:45am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:32am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Aug @ 7:51pm

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 11:42am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.
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