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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2021 @ 7:33am

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2021 @ 6:16am

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2021 @ 7:32am

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2021 @ 4:19am

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2021 @ 1:41am

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2021 @ 7:32am

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2021 @ 1:55am

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 8:17am

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 4:22am

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2021 @ 6:16am

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2021 @ 6:19am

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 6:28am

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 8:37am

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!
Unlocked 18 Apr, 2021 @ 12:00am

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2021 @ 1:25am

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2021 @ 1:28am

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2021 @ 6:13am

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2021 @ 6:28am

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2021 @ 7:52am

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2021 @ 5:53am

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2021 @ 7:33am

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2021 @ 12:18am

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2021 @ 2:09am

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2021 @ 2:04am

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 4:33am

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 8:43am

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 4:33am

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 6:22am

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 10:56pm

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2021 @ 7:14am

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2021 @ 12:59am

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 8:16am

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2021 @ 6:15am

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2021 @ 6:45am

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2021 @ 7:31am

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2021 @ 6:53am

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2021 @ 2:30am

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 6:43am

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2021 @ 6:40am

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2021 @ 9:05am

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2021 @ 8:00am

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2021 @ 7:38am

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2021 @ 11:56pm

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2021 @ 3:12am

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2021 @ 7:20am

Back home

Switched on the portal. Are you sure you want leave?
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2021 @ 2:27am

Prodigal father

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 12:51am

Two brothers

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 7:14am

A father and a son

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 11:20am

He trusted you...

Betrayed Gerry. That's not something you should be super-proud of.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2021 @ 2:19am

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2021 @ 7:41am

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2021 @ 11:31pm

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 6:26am

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2021 @ 1:29am

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 8:15am

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked 31 Mar, 2021 @ 12:01am

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 6:17am

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 6:17am

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 9:09am

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2021 @ 7:29am

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2021 @ 7:00am

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2021 @ 12:20am

Witnessed him

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 6:25am

A nation divided

Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 11:17pm

Viva la King

Watched the destruction of the Bridge. Always think before destroying bridges!
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 7:38am

Read before signing

Witnessed the Contract signing. Who are "truly guilty men"?
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 8:09am

King Gerry

Watched the scene in the bath house. You saw that one coming, didn't you?
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 8:14am

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2021 @ 7:37am

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 5:50am

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 1:33am

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 1:36am

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 6:28am

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 6:22am

Vampires are over

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 6:23am

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 1:11am

Spirit summoner

Brought some smelly and useless filth into Dungeon, giving all the local ghosts a laugh.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 8:37pm

Between worlds

Worked on someone's memory. Time to add "Neurosurgeon" to your CV.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Refugees are safe

You rescued the refugees. Welcome to the Inquisition's blacklist!
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2021 @ 2:22am

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2021 @ 6:52am

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
Unlocked 30 Mar, 2021 @ 6:23am

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 3:39am

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 5:43am

Long live the Revolution

The Revolution has come to pass. It's time to look back on why you started it.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2021 @ 11:29am

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.
Unlocked 17 Jan, 2021 @ 8:00am

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 6:00am

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2021 @ 8:59pm

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2021 @ 12:48am

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2021 @ 5:59am

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2021 @ 7:53am



Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.

Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!

MacPlayer

There can be only one.

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
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