Reasons that you're a fat ♥♥♥♥♥:


1. Your first name is Dakota
What the ♥♥♥♥ kind of name is that? That name is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ they had to give a North and South to the Dakotas to make them not basic ♥♥♥♥. I bet you play KOTK with that weak ♥♥♥♥.
2. Your middle name is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LANE look at that gay ♥♥♥♥
Your middle name is Lane.... like on a highway. people use you to get what they want. Just like Meemaw says: "you let everyone else do it, why not us?". They do. And so does everyone else.
3. Your last name is Billing
Nobody wanna hear about bills and ♥♥♥♥. Get that negative-nancy ass name outta my face.


Just kidding bby i luv u ;*