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general nutsack 21 May @ 11:15am

worst oaks cruise ship player ive ever met. no match for my shotgun

smiley ツ 24 Dec, 2023 @ 6:19pm

Merry ChrisMas!

ez_breezy_sbz 22 Nov, 2023 @ 12:49am

ur online popular

iNSANEmayne 16 Nov, 2023 @ 9:38pm

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.

*Four ruffians break into my house.
*"What the devil?" as I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.
*Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.
*Draw my pistol on the second man, misses him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbor's dog.
*I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot.
*"Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.
*Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.
*Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up.

Just as the founding fathers intended.

meep 20 Oct, 2023 @ 11:22pm

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Deckard Cain 13 Sep, 2023 @ 8:22am

All t's wipe my ass and freeze

opium fiend 30 Aug, 2023 @ 9:37pm

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE GUY THAT KILLED YOU!

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WE ARE TRUE HOMIES...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about. See how many times you get this.....

Unless you were killed by natrual causes, because I ain't killing mother nature.

meep 12 May, 2023 @ 9:23pm

caw caw

adult proper <3 8 May, 2023 @ 4:25pm

he has antiaim !!! reprot

tinker bell 24 Apr, 2023 @ 6:03pm

ratatouille

deadsluttt_ 17 Apr, 2023 @ 1:10am

nice people

meep 24 Mar, 2023 @ 6:33pm

edgelord

[-R|S-] $ TAP $ 24 Mar, 2023 @ 5:41pm

hey. sorry i removed everyone cause my account got hacked.

Forgotten Russian 23 Mar, 2023 @ 5:14am

u were funny in cs. plus i need someone whos better than me

meep 18 Mar, 2023 @ 11:38pm

is cool without gloves

thekushbender 18 Mar, 2023 @ 7:43pm

YOU MISSED THE GLOVES shame on you

meep 12 Mar, 2023 @ 10:42pm

if you were a moss block i'd

𝔹𝕦𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣 🅼 25 Feb, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Im freeeeee

meep 23 Feb, 2023 @ 9:51pm

earl

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meep 9 Feb, 2023 @ 2:28am

am pengog

meep 2 Feb, 2023 @ 4:51pm

so silly