I like long walks to the butt plug factory, watching lolita wrestling and writing fan fiction of the Royal family. When I'm not busy I usually fill the time by plating my mighty mustache (gives the boys something to hold on too) or stare at people in public places from the shadows until they notice that sound i make, I typically wave at them with my galant erection.

I also collect the pubic hair of my victims and have an extensive knowledge base of the brony extended universe.

I look forward to mind melding with you over a warm jar of peanut butter.

I'm super into ear jobs.