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Hey babe. I had to wipe my laptop recently and lost my photos of you on our honeymoon (the ones with you wearing nothing but stockings and black lipstick). If you have any copies left over on your end can you send them? Thanks boo.

imagine this: You're a German soldier, gassing the American troops, all of a sudden, some 19 year old marine with a gas mask jumps in your trench, slam-fires 5 shells into your buddies, then starts sprinting and yelling at you. That's when you realize you're about to get vibe checked by a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yank with a warcrime stick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tP5F8lJ5_p8&feature=youtu.be