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The Biggest Blackest Funky Pop!

There are now multiple legitimate ways to get this...
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 5:59pm

Funky Pop!

Found a Funky Pop collectible in the overworld.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Kasia, wróć!

She's never coming back...
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Coming Out of the Closet

You got caught...
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 12:30pm

No More Baby!

Tyrone Jr. managed to get out of bounds and fell to his death. You should have shut the door behind you...
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Early Adopter

You played the game during Early Access. Don't be too harsh on it...
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Billiards Pro

That's not actually how you play the game.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Oops...

You had to wipe your save data due to my terrible coding. Here's a consolation prize...
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Out of Bounds

You found your first mythic rare Funky Pop. Nice!
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 6:04pm

Genocide

Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 81 seconds.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Not Jesus

The pool is filled with epoxy, not water. There is nothing remarkable about standing on it.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 5:32pm

The Trash Man

You really will do anything, won't you?
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 1:46pm

No Escape

Strange...
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Zoil Skip

Perform the 'Zoil Skip'.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Clocking In

Played for 8 consecutive hours without crashing. Impressive! Quitting or playing Snitch games will reset the timer.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Saving Lives

You put on the mask. Good. Now never take it off...
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 12:31pm

Hard Victory

You defeated her on hard mode... Impressive.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Flawless Victory

Defeat her without taking damage.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 10:34pm

myspacebarisbroken

Defeat her without ever rolling.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Godlike

Defeat her without ever rolling, or taking damage. Insane.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Nerfed

You could only beat her nerfed version. Pathetic.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 10:07pm

跑酷

你在这干嘛 ?
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 1:46pm

I'm Gay!

You identify as Gay.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 10:06pm

I'm Bisexual!

You identify as Bisexual.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Full of Pride

Discovered the meaning of "Pride".
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 10:34pm

Locked Up

There's only one way out of here now... Well, two actually.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 5:54pm

Seven Hundo

And you can't even do seven...
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Gang Stalked

Encounter your Federal Agent in the wild for the first time. She kinda cute though...
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Baby Grabber

Put him down... Put him down!
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 4:27pm

Room 503

Hm...
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 6:23pm

Genocide, But Faster

Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 46 seconds.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 4:32pm

My Masterpiece

Create your first piece of art.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 10:07pm

The Heist

You'd do anything to save Tyrone... Even robbing a bank.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 6:10pm

Makin' Bacon

Wasted 50 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Betrayal

He really liked you, man... How could you?
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Paid in Full

Eh, no one liked her anyway.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Making a Mess

That's going to be a nightmare to clean up... Whatever, not your problem.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 10:07pm

System Error

What more would you expect from outsourced code?
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 8:11am

Pig Roast

Wasted 100 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Genocide v2

Complete Chapter 2 of Anime Girl Genocide within 50 seconds.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2023 @ 4:32pm

Simpin' Ain't Easy

If you don't dig the simpin' I could really care less.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 4:00pm

Walk A Mile In...

Someone else's shoes.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 5:22pm

High Voltage

This isn't safe...
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 5:31pm

Sneed

Sneed.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 5:44pm

The Spirit of Christmas

Discovered the true meaning of Christmas.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 8:11am

Push It

Push the button. A lot.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Stuck

Idiot...
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 5:31pm

My New Friend

Who said you can't buy friendship?
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Art Connoisseur

Own the complete Hunter Bedin collection of art.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 8:08pm

The "Other" Plane

Do these even do anything? The science says no.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Red Rocket

I dub thee... "Red Rocket"
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 8:11am

Cuck-ception

Play Cuckold Simulator inside of Cuckold Simulator...
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 6:16pm

New Whip

Feels new, anyway...
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 10:07pm

Jackpot!

1000 Tickets! Wahoo!
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 10:06pm

Practice Makes Perfect

I'll do better next time...
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 5:17pm

Eyes In The Sky

Fixed the drone.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 11:17am

Never Forget

"Fell" to your death.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 11:17am

Terminated

Terminated from your job at GloboCorp.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 11:17am

Beer Exploit

Are you even going to drink them all?
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 11:17am

Corrupted

It was only a matter of time...
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 6:08pm

Night Duty

Worked at night.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 11:17am

Demon

Accused of being a demon.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 11:17am

No Call No Show

Skipped a day of work... How could you?
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 11:17am

The Pact

Made a pact with The Dong.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 6:55pm

The Great Escape

Escaped from jail.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 11:17am

Movin' n Groovin'

Show off your moves.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2023 @ 6:17pm

Strange Device

What are it's motives?
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 11:17am

Funky Pop Connoisseur

Collected all 15 Funky Pops. Wowza!
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2023 @ 11:17am



Hangman

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Pain in My...

Hard at work, or hard at work?

Loved and Lost

Not again...

Well Informed

Read all of the Pulse News stories.

I'm Blue

You suddenly feel smarter than you actually are...

CORN

Played CORN.

Burn The Witch

The evil artefact has been destroyed...