Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* Constipated people don't give a crap.
ㅤ* The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.
ㅤ* We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I'm here all week!