I'm deleting you brother
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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable ☪I could never delete you Brother!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Mujahideen👪 who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called ☁️Brother☁️ again If you get
0 Back: Juhanam for you 🚫†✡🚫
3 back: you're off the martyr list☁️💦
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly☪💦
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!💕💕☪👅👅

Hm... yeah, I can work with this yeah. Alright you have a couple pounds to gain before we can really start getting intimate. Anyways I like my first second and third breakfasts 10 quarter pounder meals from McDonald's. 10 breakfast bundles from Jack n' the Box. 10 rows of BBQ ribs from Arby's, and at the break of noon to 6 pm I enjoy a 15 course meal of primed pork, stuck cow, a grizzled mutton. And at the end of the day fetch me the finest big mac you can possibly aquire. You shall have no male friends and become my chubby obedient queen, got that all or do I have to explain myself again. Please try to keep the questions short I'm already burning enough calories typing this.

Hey there! Haven't done one of these in a long time. Last time was like, 2019, 2020 sorta.
I wanted to wish you a late Merry Christmas, and wish you a Happy New Year this upcoming 2024.
Thank you for being my friend. We may have spent a lot of time together, or haven't spent too much time together at all. Regardless though, I appreciate you sticking around with me as I complete another year in my life.
I hope that, whenever I had the chance, I was able to put a smile on your face. You deserve it for being a wonderful person. Much love from me to you, and I hope to see you again soon :)

Hi pal! just wanting to check up on you as we haven't heard from you in a little while. Are you well? And do you still want your order of "BBC sissy hypno DVD collection"?

hey, Sam! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft 🌈, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the $1000 you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but we'll work on it!

commenting out of spite