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-- Kevin Cowherd
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Scully: Oh God Mulder, it smells like.. I think it's bile.
Mulder: How can I get it off my fingers quickly without
betraying my cool exterior?
"The X-Files: Squeeze"
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...it still remains true that as a set of cognitive beliefs about the
existence of God in any recognizable sense continuous with the great
systems of the past, religious doctrines constitute a speculative
hypothesis of an extremely low order of probability.
- Sidney Hook
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Microsoft is a cross between the Borg and the Ferengi. Unfortunately,
they use Borg to do their marketing and Ferengi to do their
programming.
-- Simon Slavin
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Chuck Norris used to play baseball. When Babe Ruth was hailed as the better player, Chuck Norris killed him with a baseball bat to the throat. Lou Gehrig got off easy.
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