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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 9:55am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 10:30am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 12:32pm

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 10:25am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 12:40pm

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 10:31am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 5 Sep @ 12:53pm

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 12:04pm

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 1:19pm

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 11:41am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 12:02pm

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 11:06am

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 10:40am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 9:57am

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.
Unlocked 21 Nov @ 12:47pm

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 1:15pm

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 17 Jun @ 9:58am



Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
2,500 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
47,721 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
23,071 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
3,554 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Sissy

Enable cheats.