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"OG Zeus... the ancient legend himself!" ⚡️🏛️
He's been around longer than most of us can even remember — I'm convinced he was there when the first brick was laid and the first snack was stolen. 🧱🍪💀 But despite the endless years (and endless teasing), Zeus is still sharper, cooler, and way more stubborn than anyone else. ✨
Would I challenge him to a race? Nope, he’d probably summon lightning just to win. ⚡🏃♀️ But would I sit and listen to his stories (and occasional rants) all day long? Absolutely. There's wisdom in those grumbles — and a lot of heart too. 🥺💕
10/10 would prank him just to hear his legendary "back in my day" speeches, then immediately bring him a peace-offering snack so he doesn’t actually smite me. 😇🍩❤️