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🌸 📗 🐟 💚 👃 🍖 🐊 📘 💛 🎈 ⚡ 👹 👔 🐛 😺 👾
Lady Astor was giving a costume ball and Winston Churchill asked her what
disguise she would recommend for him. She replied, "Why don't you come
sober, Mr. Prime Minister?"
Why on earth do people buy old bottles of wine when they can get a
fresh one for a quarter of the price?
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