Dear Mr KingCrumble, we regret to inform you that your recent purchase of our mega wide Godkilla butt plug with maple syrup lube has been recalled as it was found the lube was not, in fact 100% genuine Canadian maple syrup. We will be providing a full refund, however feel free to keep the item as this cannot be returned. Apologies for any inconvenience caused. In the event of burning please contact a medical professional in your area.