>Be in 5th grade
>We have to give speech on what we did over summer
>New awkward fat kid in class, keeps to himself mostly, plays gamebody when we're at recess
>Doesn't want to give speech, teacher says he has to
>Waddles to front of room, stutters a little
>Suddenly, ♥♥♥♥
> He literally ♥♥♥♥♥ his pants in front of the class and the smell is awful
>Runs out of class, doesn't have to do assignment
>Talk to him next day, claims he "tactically ♥♥♥♥ himself" to avoid have to give his speech