>' Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!
>' What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom, brrroooom.
>' What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
>' Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
>' How do you get a country girl’s attention? A tractor.
>' Why are elevator jokes so classic and good? They work on many levels.
>' What do you call a pudgy psychic? A four-chin teller.
>' What did the police officer say to his belly-button? You’re under a vest.
>' What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company? Monkey business.