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ㅤ* The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
ㅤ* I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse, and ran into him again.
ㅤ* Why couldn't the rabbit get a loan?
Because he had burrowed too much already!
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