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If you're reading this, you have now been endowed with testicular torsion!!!:steamthumbsup:
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1,619 Hours played
Over the course of my life I have spent 1259 hours (52.5 days) playing this game. Over this period of time I have gone through three breakups, all which have been easier than trying to figure out the ranking system. When you are on CT side of the match, the games plays like you are in a fever dream taking place in the streets of Dallas, Texas defending Lee Harvey Oswald from putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office. While you are on the Terrorist side of the match, it feels as such that you are spontaneously endowed with the ability to fly a Boeing-747 gracefully into non-identical towers. As far as the player base is concerned, lets just say I would entrust Bill Cosby not to touch anyone underage before I would allow randoms be my teammates. The overall experience of the is game is like watching Steven Hawking trying to swim, except at least that's fun to watch. I would also heavily recommend the live action movie that was made for this game, American Sniper.
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10.8 hrs on record
last played on 15 Feb
1,619 hrs on record
last played on 15 Feb
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last played on 15 Feb
Fogamand 13 Feb @ 11:20am 
Duo play?
Maladwyn 1 Feb @ 7:55am 
+rep let's team up
Doomkiller🔮 16 Jan @ 10:41am 
+rep fearless fighter
Tojasida☂ 14 Jan @ 10:40am 
Let's boost our rankings!
Bracage🎆 13 Jan @ 10:37am 
+rep deadly with AWP
Raineye🔮 15 Nov, 2024 @ 10:37am 
great round