I used to be a fry cook - just like spongebob - only clumsier. And then, one night, when I was cutting the patties ....it happened. I cut off my own hand by mistake. AND IT DIDN'T GROW BACK! And I replaced my hand with a rusty spatula. And then, I got hit by a bus! And..at my funeral, they fired me! So now, every Tuesday night, my ghost returns to The Krusty Krab to wreak my horrible vengeance.